Posted by Big John on December 6, 2016
The following is my list, in no particular order, of my favourite ten quotations …
- “Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.” – Denis Diderot
- “Old age ain’t no place for sissies.” – Bette Davis
- “Youth is wasted on the young.” – George Bernard Shaw
- “Hell is other people.” – Jean-Paul Sartre
- “A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.” – Rudyard Kipling
- “Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.” – W.C. Fields
- “Conceit is an outward manifestation of inferiority.” – Noël Coward
- “If I had no sense of humour, I would long ago have committed suicide.” – Mahatma Gandhi
Oh ! .. and one epitaph, on the grave of Spike Milligan …
“I told you I was ill”
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Posted by Big John on November 30, 2016
What has 775 rooms, 52 bedrooms, 188 staff bedrooms, 92 offices, 78 bathrooms and around 300 people working there ?
Why, Buckingham bleed’n Palace of course ! .. and according to recent reports it’s falling apart, so
we our government is giving ‘er Maj £370 million to have the old dump repaired, despite the fact that they have, at the same time, stopped providing grants for the building of much needed social housing.
So, why not just demolish the place ? .. It’s not as if the old gel and Phil will be ‘out on the street’ and, unlike many of her
subjects fellow citizens, wondering where they will spend the night. …
… “Balmoral, Sandringham or Windsor Castle, Phil ?” .. or .. “Perhaps Charlie and Cruella will let us have their spare room ?”
… and after the grotty palace has been razed to the ground, lots of that ‘social housing’ could be built on the site, plus a giant skateboard centre, a bloody great ‘McDonalds’, a multiplex cinema and a ‘Disney’ style theme park (including a castle) with Mickey Mouse guardsmen to keep all those dollar, yen and euro spending …
… tourists happy !
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Posted by Big John on November 10, 2016
Donald Trump predicted that … “It’ll be Brexit .. Plus !.. Plus!.. Plus!” .. and he was right.
All I have to say is that the United States and Great Britain have delivered political ‘revolutions’ despite the fact that both countries have a reputation for stable political systems. Many people may not like it, but it’s democracy at work.
I wonder if all those protesters in the US who voted for Mrs. Clinton will no longer wish to be known as …
…. ‘Democrats’ ?
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Posted by Big John on November 4, 2016
The majority of the British people voted to leave the European Union, and although this was bound to upset many people, it seemed that ‘Mother’ Theresa was going to make it happen ‘sooner rather than later’.
Now, I’m not quite sure why, but three High Court judges have ruled that the bunch of slippery chancers known as
“Honourable” Members of Parliament and unelected peers must be involved in the procedure and that the Prime Minister does not have the right to use the Royal Prerogative to invoke ‘Article 50’ and start the process for ‘Brexit’.
I’m pretty sure that most of this self-serving hypocritical political ‘elite’ haven’t got the least respect for the wishes of those of us whom they consider to be ‘plebs’ and are now busy thinking up ways to dilute what the people had voted for by making amendments to any bill which would ensure that they are on a ‘nice little earner’ via their shifty fat cat mates in the City of London’s ‘old boy network’.
If you think that I am being a little harsh by using the term ‘slippery chancers’, you only have to look at .. ‘The Teflon MP” .. Keith Vaz, a.k.a. ‘Vazaline’, a former Europe minister and chairman of the Home Affairs Select Committee who resigned in September after claims that he paid two cocaine snorting ‘rent boys’ for sex, at a time when his committee was investigating prostitution; and, guess what ? .. His fellow MPs and ministers have now voted him into a vacant seat on (I’m not making this up) …
… The Justice Committee !
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Posted by Big John on October 11, 2016
It was Richard Nixon who first said “God Bless America” in an official speech, and look what a fine upstanding president he was !
Now I get the feeling that that phrase should be changed to “Gawd Help America” as, from this side of the Atlantic, I view what is happening in what resembles a disgusting ‘punch-up’ rather than a dignified Presidential campaign.
Although I am no expert on US politics, I have always been a great fan of the American people, and I must say that, in my humble opinion, …
… they deserve better than this !
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Posted by Big John on July 13, 2016
I’m confused !
Our Dave has resigned as Prime Minister because he wanted us to stay in the EU … Good ! … but, shouldn’t that mean that we then have a new PM who supported the ‘Leave’ campaign ?
Surprise ! .. We now have our own ‘Frau Merkel’ in the form of a lady who supported the ‘Stay’ campaign.
She may well prove to be a capable leader of our government, but when it comes to negotiations with the boys in Brussels, I have a feeling that we may end up with …
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Posted by Big John on June 25, 2016
Maybe not quite so dramatic as ‘The Fall of the Berlin Wall’ or ‘The Storming of the Bastille’, but ‘Brexit’ was pretty dramatic nonetheless. To to me, it would appear to represent something of a ‘revolution’ by millions of ordinary British people who resented the doom-laden prophecies of the massed ranks of our financial and out of touch political Establishment.
Who knows how this will all turn out in the end ? .. All I know is that the good news is that ‘our Dave’ is on the way out … and the bad news ? … He could be replaced as Prime Minister by Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson. Yes ! Bloody ‘Bojo’ ! Time to send for …
… Madame de la Guillotine !
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Posted by Big John on April 18, 2016
Yes, it could be ‘boots on the ground’ time again for 1,000 British troops, as some idiots in our so-called government are getting ready to send them to Libya.
Remember Libya ? … It was where we, and our allies, cried .. “Hooray for the Arab Spring !” .. helped Islamic extremists dispose of President Gaddafi and ensured that the place became a major disaster area.
Now, having once again, failed to learn any lessons, we intend to pay a return visit, with our soldiers being part of a multi-national task force led by .. (don’t laugh) .. the Italians !
Please don’t expect any great military strategy here. We are not talking …
… ‘Julius Caesar’ !
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