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Is this really necessary ?

Posted by Big John on May 24, 2015

I have sometimes heard it said that someone was so dumb that … “They couldn’t find their arse with two hands and a flashlight” … or some similar idiom. So, I suppose that some idiots must need instructions on what to do when they eventually do find it, if this is to be believed …

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Question .. What “more information” could you need ?

Perhaps how not to panic when you find only one sheet …

… left on the roll !

 

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2 Responses to “Is this really necessary ?”

  1. jo(e) said

    My mother’s expression was, “He couldn’t tell his arse from a hole in the wall.” That always seemed odd to me!

  2. Ginnie said

    I hope we don’t have any Andrex police here in the states … I’ve been known to use 5 sheets per wipe !!!

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