Keeping ‘abreast’ of the news.
Posted by Big John on September 17, 2012
I’m trying very hard to resist commenting on Kate’s boobs, but it’s not easy, for although they are nothing to get too excited about, those ‘knockers’ have knocked just about every other news story off the front pages of our newspapers.
A bloody civil war in Syria ! .. Fatwas and fury in the Middle East ! .. Iran threatening to wipe out Israel ! .. 23 million people threatened with starvation in West Africa ! .. None of this seems to be as important as topless royal ‘totty’. Blimey ! It’s an even bigger story than ‘hero’ Harry being ‘targeted’ by the Taliban.
What will the papers be full of next week ? … Umm ! .. Probably pictures of …
… Pippa’s bum !