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“Ouch !” .. We shouldn’t laugh, but ….

Posted by Big John on November 12, 2011

I know that I often refer to stories in the press as being … “a load of old bollocks” … Well here is one that most certainly falls into that category !

“It must have been excruciatingly painful.” said the judge.  I bet it was ! .. Testicles and teeth coming together doesn’t bear thinking about; but what I can’t understand is how, during a drunken brawl, did Martin Douglas come to expose his ‘meat and two veg’ to the shark like teeth of a very mad Maria ? It must have been a very peculiar punch-up indeed.

During such a fracas one might expect to receive a black eye, a thick ear or even a kick in the cobblers, but not a set of knashers round the nuts !

Perhaps Martin is a member of some ‘fighting flasher’ martial arts cult, who push their ‘crown jewels’ into their opponent’s face as they pin them to the ground; and if that is the case then Maria was a very brave lady for facing up to this dangerous willy waving warrior, and …

… “biting off more than she could chew” !    🙂

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4 Responses to ““Ouch !” .. We shouldn’t laugh, but ….”

  1. Grannymar said

    This has to be the funniest post I have read in a long time! Thanks for the laugh.

  2. Rummuser said

    Big John, This post deserves a much wider audience and I am taking the liberty of enabling that. Thank you for a great laugh.

  3. Red Top said

    Laugh? I felt the pain!

  4. Ginnie said

    … “biting off more than she could chew” !
    You are too funny, John. The article was hilarious but your interpretation of it makes it even better.

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