I was born in 1939 BC.
That’s ‘Before Computers’.
Luckily I survived the following events in my life, such as
World War II, The London Blitz, Rationing, and worst of all… Archbishop Temple’s School.
During the mid 1950s I was enjoying Rock ‘n’ Roll and being a first generation teenager, when suddenly, just like Elvis, I found myself in uniform during ‘The Cold War’…and then
I became ‘a family’. Which meant that I sort of missed the ‘swinging sixties’, but still managed to look a complete prat in the 70s, just like everyone else.
During the ‘Thatcher Years’ I lost my hair and a lot of people lost a good deal more. My career fluctuated to say the least as I was demoted, promoted, fired and hired a number of times, but still I managed to stagger on into a welcome retirement and to celebrate 56 years of happy marriage.
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…….Entries.Posted by Big John on July 17, 2007
Fancy posting about gambling and casinos (‘It’s a mug’s game’) when my ‘Akismet’ is set to cut out ‘spam’ relating to those very subjects.
Sorry … ‘Red Baron’ (Twice) … ‘Longrider’ … ‘Chris’ … and … Ferouzeh (not about gambling, but about naughty bits in films) … and thanks for those comments. You were all held ‘awaiting moderation’.
Anyone who thinks that their comments may have been deleted …
… PLEASE try again.
Jackshian said
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the
pharmacist for the little blue “Viagra” pill.
The pharmacist asked, “How many?”
The man replied, “Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one
into four pieces.
The pharmacist said, “That’s too small a dose to get you through intimacy.”
The old fellow replied, “Oh, I’m past eighty years old and I don’t even think about intimacy much anymore.
I just want it to stick out far enough so that I don’t piss on my new golf shoes!
Lets see if bloody Akismet lets that one through …
Jackshian said
“Lets see if bloody Akismet lets that one through”
Obviously not!
Big John said
You made it Jack, but only just. You were sandwiched between anal and oral sex. Umm! Sounds about the right place to me. 🙂