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Harry’s hideaway.

Posted by Big John on June 12, 2007

So ‘Hooray’ Harry is all over the papers again after being pictured out clubbing in Calgary, where he is supposed to be on a military training course.

Now take a closer look at the photographs and you will see that … it’s NOT him !

I may be putting my freedom or even my life in danger, but I must reveal the astonishing secret that the young man in the pictures is …  a ‘LOOKALIKE’ !

Yes, just like in the movie … ‘I Was Monty’s Double’ … the British Army has substituted an actor for the ‘ginger spare’, to fool people into thinking that he is in Canada, when all the time they have him hidden in a secret night club bunker in the American controlled ‘Green Zone’ of Baghdad. The bunker has been decked out to look like ‘Boujis’ so that the poor lad will feel at home.

Remember that mystery CIA flight from the US base at Mildenhall ? Well that wasn’t anyting to do with ‘extraordinary rendition’. It was our ‘piss artist’ of a prince being smuggled out of the country.  

I understand from my source at Buckingham Palace, that a thirty days (the time required to qualify for the Iraq medal) supply of ‘Cristal’ champagne and ‘Crack Baby’ cocktails has been flown in by an aircraft of the ‘Queen’s Flight’, … and … that ‘er Maj’ has agreed to pick up the drinks tab, but only if her grandson …

…  tells that bloody ghastly Chelsy gel to sod orf !  

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