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Eco-friendly fire.

Posted by Big John on September 19, 2006

I have just been reading a report worthy of an ‘April Fools Day’ newspaper prank, for it says that.. “BAE Systems, one of the world’s largest arms manufacturers, is introducing a new generation of environmentally friendly weapons in an effort to minimise the damage that they can do”.

Yes, ‘green’ bullets will have a far lower lead content than traditional bullets, because as BAE say… “lead used in ammunition can harm the environment and pose a risk to people.” Blimey! the last thing that you need is a bullet that poses a risk to people.

There are also plans to manufacture quieter warheads, in an effort to reduce noise pollution. So don’t worry if a missile lands on your house, for it won’t disturb the neighbours.

The Ministry of Defence now says that weapons should be “eco-friendly”, and scientists are working on explosives that can be composted if not needed, grenades that produce less harmful smoke and war planes and fighting vehicles with lower carbon emissions.  

Honestly, I’m not making this up.

I wonder if in some future war, sergeant majors will be replaced by ‘health and safety’ inspectors, tanks will be solar powered, and if every box of ammunition  ….

……  will carry a ‘Health Warning’. 

5 Responses to “Eco-friendly fire.”

  1. ginnie said

    “eco-friendly” weapons !!! What will they think of next? I sometimes think I am just dreaming that I live in the world as it is today…I’m sure to wake and find it’s all been a bad dream.

  2. […] A hilarious post on Big John’s blog about a “new generation of environmentally friendly weapons.” […]

  3. Mary said

    WOW That’s better then the fanatsy books I enjoy now and then!

  4. gawilli said

    The whole thing just seems rather sad to me. I suppose if we ever did find a way to live in peace, it would be much easier to rid ourselves of the war toys. I know. It’s a fairytale.

  5. […] green weapons A hilarious post on Big John’s blog about a “new generation of environmentally friendly weapons.” […]

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