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Now she’s not “Just Wild About Harry” !

Posted by Big John on May 1, 2014

Oh Dear ! .. What a shame ! .. Poor old Harry ! .. Not only is he no longer the ‘ginger-spare’, now that Kate and Willy have ‘Gorgeous George’, their chubby little cherubic (pass the sick bag) son and heir, but his girlfriend, Cressy Bone-Arse, has given him the old ‘heave-ho !’.

I bet that Cressy’s mum, former 60′s ‘IT Girl’, nutty naughty Lady Mary-Gaye Curzon (four husbands and five kids), is right pissed off with her daughter for ditching ‘Hooray Harry’, as she was looking forward to Cressy’s half-sister, the ‘triple barrelled’ and ex-”main squeeze” of big brother Willy, Isabella Anstruther-Gough-Calthorpe, doing a ‘Pippa‘ at the wedding.

I’m so upset, for like so many silly old sods loyal pensioners, I had already started saving to buy Harry and Cressy a wedding present, and was looking forward to visiting London to sit in the pissing rain for two days outside Buckingham Palace for a glimpse of the over-privileged pair happy couple.

Honestly, I’m so distressed by the news, I think that …

…  I may even need counselling !

4 Responses to “Now she’s not “Just Wild About Harry” !”

  1. Grannymar said

    Too funny!

  2. Gabbygeezer said

    LOL. I continue to gather that royals are not among your favorite people.

  3. Ginnie said

    For someone who doesn’t give a hoot you sure know a lot about Harry, Cressy, Lady Gaye and the rest of the flock, John. No wonder you’re depressed. It just came to me … counselling might do you a world of good …you’d probably meet more of the gang that way.

  4. Big John said

    Thank you Ginnie for ‘outing me’ as a closet royalist. I feel so much better now, so, I am off to buy a group photograph of our wonderful ‘royals’, and this time I won’t hang it in what you Americans insist on calling “the bathroom” ! … ;-) … and if you believe that you will believe anything ! … :-)

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