Now she’s not “Just Wild About Harry” !
Posted by Big John on May 1, 2014
Oh Dear ! .. What a shame ! .. Poor old Harry ! .. Not only is he no longer the ‘ginger-spare’, now that Kate and Willy have ‘Gorgeous George’, their chubby little cherubic (pass the sick bag) son and heir, but his girlfriend, Cressy Bone-Arse, has given him the old ‘heave-ho !’.
I bet that Cressy’s mum, former 60’s ‘IT Girl’,
nutty naughty Lady Mary-Gaye Curzon (four husbands and five kids), is right pissed off with her daughter for ditching ‘Hooray Harry’, as she was looking forward to Cressy’s half-sister, the ‘triple barrelled’ and ex-“main squeeze” of big brother Willy, Isabella Anstruther-Gough-Calthorpe, doing a ‘Pippa‘ at the wedding.
I’m so upset, for like so many
silly old sods loyal pensioners, I had already started saving to buy Harry and Cressy a wedding present, and was looking forward to visiting London to sit in the pissing rain for two days outside Buckingham Palace for a glimpse of the over-privileged pair happy couple.
Honestly, I’m so distressed by the news, I think that …
… I may even need counselling !