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What ! No Trekkies ?

Posted by Big John on May 16, 2013

Why am I not surprised to read that the most popular choice of ‘Other Religion’ in the 2011 UK census was “Jedi Knight” ?

I know that the USA has more than it’s fair share of religious nutters, but, if the figures in the census are to be believed, so do we, for it would seem that there are more than 175,000 ‘Jedi’ loonies in this country, together with 56,620 potty Pagans .. 2,418 sinister Scientologists ..  1,893 silly Satanists .. 11,766 wacky followers of Wicca, and 4,189 dopey Druids.

Now, it would seem, that some MPs are trying to amend the controversial same sex marriage bill to allow ‘humanist’  weddings. If this bill becomes law, then it will be possible for other sects, such as those mentioned above, to go to court to claim the same right; and quite rightly so, for why should one load of old marriage ‘mumbo-jumbo’ be treated any differently from any other ? I can see no harm in this, as long as they are dignified affairs, and don’t involve human sacrifice, chickens’ blood, and bare arsed priests; although a few naked maidens dancing around an alter will be acceptable.

Perhaps it won’t be long before we see ‘inter-faith’ marriages, say between Jedis and Scientologists. If you imagined that a Jew marrying a Catholic could cause problems, can you imagine the punch-up at the wedding reception when the bride’s Jedi father sets about the bridegroom’s mother with his lightsabre because Yoda told him that she is a Thetan from the “Galactic Confederacy”.

Finding somewhere to honeymoon would be difficult, as all such newlywed weirdos already …

… “live on another planet” !

3 Responses to “What ! No Trekkies ?”

  1. Rummuser said

    You are wrong John. They can not only honeymoon in but also live in the UK or India and they will live happily ever after. They already do!

  2. One of your best, John. LOL a lot. The only surprise was that the preferred religion wasn’t “none.”

  3. Ginnie said

    I thought we had the edge on weirdos but I guess it’s about even John. I say “mix ‘em all up and see what comes of it in the next 20 years” …can’t be much stranger than what it is now.

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