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“Oops!” … Abbot Dionysius Exiguus.

Posted by Big John on November 23, 2012

I wonder if the Pope has been reading my recent post ? as it seems that the Pontiff has just written the third volume about the life of Jesus Christ, although how you can write three lengthy books about the life of someone who has never been proved to have existed beats me !

I was pleased to read that old Benedict believes that there were not any animals present at the birth in Bethlehem, which rather backs up my ‘evidence’ for the hotel receipt, as I doubt if the doorman at the Galilee Hilton would have let donkeys and oxen into the lobby, let alone a bunch of scruffy shepherds with sheep shit on their sandals.

Now, according to the boss of the Roman Catholic Church, we have all been eating our turkey, pulling our crackers and opening our presents (not to mention getting legless) on the wrong day, as the date of Jesus’s birth was miscalculated by some monk back in the days when the book, believed by many, to be “the word of God” was being written, re-written, made up and generally mucked about with by half the clerics and scribes in Christendom.

I have never believed that The Bible is anything like a true historical record, but something concocted from ancient myths and legends by scheming priests, to enable them to invent all the ‘mumbo-jumbo’ and ‘traditions’ that would give them power over the poor bloody peasants of the day.

Now, although I have only read extracts from Herr Ratzinger’s work, he seems to be backing, to some degree, the ‘tradition’ theory, which is strange, for once you start comparing the myth with the historical records, and try and change the story, you are likely to run into all sorts of problems, which may well demonstrate the story to be … 

…   a total fabrication ! 

4 Responses to ““Oops!” … Abbot Dionysius Exiguus.”

  1. Grannymar said

    You mean we all need a different excuse for having a party?

  2. It seems the Pope has confirmed that he does read your blog! Keep feeding him new ideas. Constructive change may result, but I doubt it.

  3. As refreshing and enjoyable post as ever. Dear me, no animals. Poor Sarah Palin and the non-evolutionists who believe the dinosaurs were roaming the earth around that time. Although, I think adding a mechanical purple Barney dinosaur singing, “You love me, I love you, We are a happy family etc. to the nativity set might just be the right touch.

  4. rummuser said

    Big John, you are in big trouble. The Pope does not have to read you. Others like Harold Camping may well be reading your blog and if I were you, I would keep a loaded shot gun close at hand.

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