“Over my dead body” !
Posted by Big John on April 27, 2012
It has to be a sick joke, I thought when I read that Egypt’s Islamist-dominated parliament may soon introduce a new law allowing husbands to have sex with their dead wives: but I was wrong, for it seems that a controversial “farewell intercourse” bill says that it is OK to have post-mortem ‘rumpy-pumpy’, because some Moroccan clerical nutter has decreed it in a Fatwa.
Now I know that I am usually the first to take the piss out of the practices of the religious loonies of this world, and the antics of the barmy believers normally bring a smile to my face, but I can’t imagine anyone wanting a farewell fumble with a corpse, and how can anyone believe ’diddling’ the dead to be ‘de rigueur’ ?
Oh ! .. and before I forget .. the crazy cleric also said that a woman .. “had the same right to engage in sex with her dead husband.” … I believe my American friends would say …
… “Go figure” !
Gabbygeezer said
Well, if the dead hubby performs, we’ll enshrine him in the Humper Hall of Fame.
Betty said
Go figure? Ahem, I believe you meant to say, “You go, girl!”
Ginnie said
“Rumpy-pumpy” …it’s one of the reasons I love reading your blog entries, John. I am, at the ripe old age of 79, attaining a whole new vocabulary ! Where do you get these items? I guess I’m reading the wrong papers … they are very tame compared to what you read.
rummuser said
I am trying, I am trying ….. to figure I mean.