Pass the turkey burgers.
Posted by Big John on November 24, 2011
Firstly may I wish all my American friends a HAPPY THANKSGIVING. I hope that you all have a great time.
Having said that I wouldn’t mind betting that, somewhere here in the UK, some greedy bastards are working on some way to turn this all American celebration into a British one.
Already in this country we have adopted so many aspects of American life which may bring enjoyment to adults and children alike, but also make hundreds of millions for the money grabbing bosses of the companies who have encouraged our traditional festivals to be replaced by such events as … ’Trick or Treat’ .. Valentine’s Day .. Mothers’ Day .. Fathers’ Day .. and more !
It can’t be long before our children are ‘brainwashed’ into wanting Fourth of July fireworks and barbecues, and some clever dick comes up with a story about giving thanks for those descendants of the Pilgrim Fathers who returned to England and opened …
… the first McDonald’s.