“Ouch !” .. We shouldn’t laugh, but ….
Posted by Big John on November 12, 2011
I know that I often refer to stories in the press as being … “a load of old bollocks” … Well here is one that most certainly falls into that category !
“It must have been excruciatingly painful.” said the judge. I bet it was ! .. Testicles and teeth coming together doesn’t bear thinking about; but what I can’t understand is how, during a drunken brawl, did Martin Douglas come to expose his ‘meat and two veg’ to the shark like teeth of a very mad Maria ? It must have been a very peculiar punch-up indeed.
During such a fracas one might expect to receive a black eye, a thick ear or even a kick in the cobblers, but not a set of knashers round the nuts !
Perhaps Martin is a member of some ‘fighting flasher’ martial arts cult, who push their ‘crown jewels’ into their opponent’s face as they pin them to the ground; and if that is the case then Maria was a very brave lady for facing up to this dangerous willy waving warrior, and …
… “biting off more than she could chew” ! :-)