Dare to bare in the air.
Posted by Big John on January 30, 2008
I’ve never really understood the urge to go starkers in public, for although the naked human body is nothing to be ashamed of, I’m certain that most of us look far better with our clothes on.
OK, so I can understand that for some people it may be nice to swim in the warm waters off some sun-kissed beach with their ‘bits’ floating free, but I can’t see the attraction of shopping in the buff in some naturist resort supermarket with those same ‘bits’ dangling in the ‘pick ‘n’ mix': or holding a barbecue which could give a whole new meaning to, what I believe the Americans call, a ‘weenie roast’.
Now talking of sausages, can you imagine boarding a plane and being confronted by a load of ‘knackwusts’ belonging to a bunch of bollock naked fat German tourists ? … Well it could happen if you are heading for the Baltic resort island of Usedom, for one German travel company is to allow passengers to remove their clothes during the flight.
Can you imagine hearing … “Please fasten your seatbelts gently” … followed by … “taking extra care …
… with your pubic hair !” :eek: