Breakfast ‘blues’.
Posted by Big John on April 15, 2007
You will have to excuse this short post today as I am too upset to think of anything after reading page after page of the Sunday newspapers. In fact I was so distraught when demolishing my ‘full English’ breakfast that I almost wept all over my fried slice.
No, it was not the increasing death toll in Iraq, nor the threat of global warming, or even the plight of the starving people of Africa, that so upset me …
It was the terrible news that … Willy has dumped Katie !
Just when the press were about to create another ’Diana’ for us all to worship, this silly young sod has decided that he prefers the life of a ‘Hooray Henry’ to that of being married to a piece of not ‘Posh’ enough ’Totty’ .
Oh! well (sigh). I expect that, just like the number 11 bus … ‘there will be another one along in a minute’.
Hang on a minute ! I hadn’t read far enough, for… Would you ‘Adam ’n’ Eve’ it ? There’s already another one on the horizon …
Could it be … ‘Stunning socialite’ … Isabella Anstrutha-Gough-Calthorpe ?
Blimey ! I’ve seen lots of double-barrelled names before, but not a triple … Now that’s what I call ‘posh’ with a capital ‘P’…
… I’m feeling better already.
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