The worst movie ever ?
Posted by Big John on January 9, 2007
It’s been many years since I saw a movie at the cinema. I think that I gave up when the audiences started to spend more time eating, drinking and chatting than watching the ’silver screen’.
I still enjoy a good film and scan the TV programmes every day in the hope of finding something worth watching on one of the movie channels.
Sometimes I just like to relax and be entertained by a movie with a ‘beginning’, a ‘middle’ and an ‘end’, but I am not adverse to having my brain exercised at times, by being made to concentrate on the plots of such films as ‘Pulp Fiction’ and ‘The Usual Suspects’.
Last night I watched a film which I recall had been compared with those two great films on it’s release. It was the movie ‘Revolver’ made in 2005 and directed by Madonna’s old man, Guy Ritchie: and I have to say that I have never seen a bigger load of bleeding crap in all my life !
OK, I could just about understand that this pretentious psychobabble was something to do with greed, revenge and shedding one’s ego. Well at least that’s what I think it was about; but please feel free to correct me on this if you also wasted two hours of your life by watching this .. ‘brilliant’ .. utter mess of a film.
I wonder what’s on tonight ? … Something less complex ? …
… Something by Ingmar Bergman perhaps ? 
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