Cash crisis ! What cash crisis ?

The National Health Service will not spend money on drugs for Alzheimer’s sufferers and treatments for cancer patients, but is prepared to spend hundreds of millions on surgery for fat kids.

I’ve a better idea … Demolish every ‘McDonalds’, ‘Burger King’ and ’KFC’ and make it a criminal offence to walk about with a fistful of grease and melted cheese while ’slurping’ a two pint shake through a straw ! … and while you’re at it lock up every stupid parent who thinks that their child is deprived if they don’t buy it a bloody ‘Happy Meal’ and a giant ‘mcflurry’ every other day !

OK, I understand that obesity may be a genuine health problem for a few youngsters, but mostly it is the result of parents being too lazy to prepare ‘healthy’ meals and being loath to get off their big fat arses and give themselves and their children some exercise, even though they all do seem to wear tracksuits and trainers (sneakers). 

Another ridiculous waste of NHS millions is to remove, for free, the tattoos from the fat arms (and probably the even fatter arses) of the same type of moron, who can be spotted every day of the week as they drag their waddling offspring along the ’snack’ aisle of their local supermarket and load their trollies (carts) with ‘jumbo’ multi-packs of crisps (potato chips) and ‘industrial-size’ bottles of fizzy drinks.

Hardly a day goes by without some report appearing of how the NHS is pissing away our money, and today is no exception, for I have just read that more than £1.3 million has been spent making sure that the NHS logo is used correctly, and can you believe…

… that … HERE  … is where the money went ?